Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Trees, Rails, and a Big Pile of Poop

Written by Will Wesson

So it was mid March, my senior year of college and only a few months left till the dreaded "real world." Woooooo... Spring Break! Partyyyyyyy! Beaches, girls, alcohol, party like there's no tomorrow.... right?

Wrong. Instead of spending my last school break ever in Cancun, Jamaica or Panama City, I chose a slightly less glamorous and far more affordable setting: Western New York. Home, sweet home. Andy "the wizard" Parry, Tyler "treecrest" Secrest, and myself decided to drive from Burlington, VT to home in New York after hearing of decent snow levels on the urban frontier.

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After meeting up with our good buddies Giray "boner jams" Dadali and Geoff "Meathead" McDonald, we were off. For the first couple days, Andy, Tyler and I sessioned some trees in odd ways. Then it happened. The jump of poop. Hours and hours using pitchforks and shovels yielded one of if not the world's first real pooper park booter. Literally a 45ft table of rotting leaves, garbage and mulch. It smelled fantastic! Tyler and I hit it a couple times each and that was enough for us.

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Luckily, the courageous Andy and lionhearted Giray triumphed over adversity and slayed the beast like it was nothing. Keep and eye out for the Giray Dadali Invitational next year in Rochester, NY on the Cobbs Hill Park poop pile.

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Next up was a little trip west to Buffalo, NY, birth place of the chicken wing and home to a few very kinky rails. Giray shook off some somersaults in the stairs and cleaned the rail first. Unfortunately during the second rail we hit, Andy had a run-in with some concrete and had to sit the rest of the night out.

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That was it for New York. You know it was a good trip when you drive home sore, bruised, and exhausted. Until next time, keep it crazy real.



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06/09/2008 G-ZuS said:

Dyler doesn't ski anymore, this must be a mistake


06/06/2008 DirtyJerz said:

Yeah, how about an update on Watson? He is about to do the raddest thing possible when it comes to mountains. He leaves on the 11th.... show some support boners.


06/06/2008 JohnF said:

Dave Watson is going to ski K2. Anything on him?


06/05/2008 MarsRover 1 said:

There should be an IP ban of shane mcballs.


06/05/2008 Meathead Erik Olson said:

WILL!!!! YOU ARE SO AWESOME AT RAILS. GIRAY I LOVE YOUR BACKFLIPS. ANDY I LOVE YOUR SMELL. TYLER I LOVE YOU.

MISS YOU BOYS. XOXOX


06/04/2008 HATER! said:

This is lame. This was a Line update, get with it bras


06/04/2008 Mitchell said:

That backflip looks huge! Nice work on a pile of crap.


06/04/2008 Imnumberone said:

1st!!




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